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THE Book Shelf Spring Best Pics

KIDS CORNER SUMMER READS

RBCN Spring Best Reads

The Water Cure has drawn instant comparisons to The Handmaid’s Tale, and not just because author Margaret Atwood called it “a gripping, sinister fable.” The book centers on Grace, Lia, and Sky, three sisters who live on an isolated island with their mother and their father, whom they call King. When their father disappears, their lives—as well as everything they’ve been told about the outside world—are upended.

IN THE FUTURE, FOR STARTERS, PEOPLE WILL HAVE BLUE BUTTS: IN THE FUTURE, FOR STARTERS, PEOPLE WILL HAVE BLUE BUTTS. ORYX AND CRAKE IS A 2003 NOVEL BY CANADIAN AUTHOR MARGARET ATWOOD. SHE HAS DESCRIBED THE NOVEL AS SPECULATIVE FICTION AND ADVENTURE ROMANCE, RATHER THAN PURE SCIENCE FICTION, BECAUSE IT DOES NOT DEAL WITH THINGS “WE CAN’T YET DO OR BEGIN TO DO”, YET GOES BEYOND THE AMOUNT OF REALISM SHE ASSOCIATES WITH THE NOVEL FORM

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SUCH AS IT WAS, UNDER THE BAY WINDOWundefined

Jerimiah Winthrop, a bachelor lived in a village not far from the Big City just east of his quaint bungalow on the west side of the local IGA store. The front of his house a large bay window jutting out an extra 10 feet, Its WOODEN FRAME, stained pillows odd Colour, had a odor yet to be defined or discussed.   It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel his grief and sadness. Not a living soul wanted to sit on his one of a kind Designers Couch, purchased as the 5 & Dime Boutique down on Main and 32nd Street. For that reason , every day he sat on it, unhappy gazing out this huge window, ever since his Party the whole community was invited too. He only wanted everyone to have peek and take a seat on his treasure , The Designer Couch. Only one person, however did not attend this disastrous soiree as it turned out to be

As Jerimiah did this routine the 3rd Friday of the month 2 weeks before his 45 birthday, he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Beatrice Fishbone. She was a gentle hero of a questionable reasons yet with a figure as lean a “filet of sole” . The gossip was, platies, exercises using 3 bouncy Balls, a daily 10 ounces of carrot & kale juice, with a Mickie of Vodka, shaken, not stirred , straight up with a garnish of sliced Beets was her secret.

Then! my Gosh! Miss Beatrice, is coming, Yes …. up to my picket fence gate that’s been hanging on one hinge since 3 past Octobers’, when a vintage Mini MG 2 seater smashed into it, the get away car used in a string of bank robberies through out the lower 22 counties surrounding the river that supplies water to that Big City Jeremiah had only been to Twice.

The Door Bell rang. His Budgie Bird started to dance and squawk in it’s oversized gage that occupied his entire dining room. Both bell he had not heard that sound since the Avon lady dropped of samples of face cream and lipstick 3 1/2 years ago.

Jerimiah, flustered and in such a sweat jump up scurried to the door, paused and took a quick glance in the mirror beside the umbrella rack; thank goodness he did. A piece of Spinach was wedged between his 2 front teeth, from last night snack before the 11 o’clock News, he always watched on Tuesday’s. Tucking in shirt, a quick spritz of Old Spice he reached for the front door knob, putting on his biggest smile, a glow in his eyes opened the door .


Their eyes met and both looked each other up and down, Beatrice smiled, it was her beet stained shirt Jerimiah noticed first, she quickly apologized, for it was because her washing machine has been broken for 6 months and the laundry was piling up It was the only shirt, she wore only six time. It was literally, the cleanest piece of clothing she had at the moment, yet the least important thing on her mind. it was what she said next, the beet stain irrelevant. She swung the screen door open, confident, her lipstick a peach gloss, her mascara a olive green, before Jerimiah could blink an eye, she was in his dining room.

Scaring the daylights out of the Buggy Bird, she plopped her gym bag on top of the cage. she unzipped it reached in, needing 2 hands just to lift it. pulled out a 15 litre vintage Vagabond Thermos undefined 1935, almost mint condition. It’s what she said next, Jerimiah smiled even blushed a little, the first time since Grade 8.” “The gossip you hear it is not. I do use 3 Bouncy Balls at Pilates workout but the carrot / kale crap, that is Rubbish. It’s my Vagabond filled with tequila Margaretta’s for a party of 26 I have before. is the reason why. Filet of soul Figure, some of us are just lucky, I guess. . So how’s about you get us a couple of Dixie cups an ashtray and I’ll go have a seat, because the next time I walk by your bungalow, You’ll be smiling cause the whole village is about to see us making whoopie on the Designers Couch everybody else thinks stinks, ugly, and should be burned at the county dump. I just think you and me need 8.75 months , of Vagabond bonding onyour Designers Couch Sotheby’s will be asking 2 million opening Bid. Jerimiah Winthrop got 6 million, 11.5 months later bought another Buggy Bird and all 4, yes Beatrice moved to that big City “BIGCITY” its name known for it beaches, temperate climate and 2 for 1 Happy Hour cocktails 12 hours a day 7 day a week. They are currently looking for a new Couch

Nothing is as it seems Not to Be . The not for anything Flick of a Bic Scribble

This morning to meet downtown at the Front Room Lounge in backroom bar, there was Darwin VonStepple opening a gift from his lovers, Marcus Pelletier, and Darwin knows their lives will never be the same again. Whilst trying to rebuild his life, Darwin witnesses a crime leading him to question a new relationship. Some one becomes obsessed with an enigmatic stranger Ardwhica- kook Boles. Let me see Did i get this Right ?

.Whilst trying to rebuild his life, Darwin witnesses a crime that leads him to question a new relationship. He becomes obsessedd with enigmatic stranger Ardwick Boles. What is her connection to Marcus, and why has she turned up now? Darwin’s behavior becomes increasingly erratic as she struggles to unravel the truth and the significance of an enchanted magic wand, all whilst battling to cope with tummy pains.Every day, Darwin gets closer to the truth. And the closer he gets, the more unbelievable it seems. I can’t figure out who’s who, She, He ,they, them. Lovers Gone I Guess

What Could This Thing in A Box sitting on the front door steps

A Drabble

It’s oddly spotted, warty walnuts, which are Blue . Rarely have such,like as ugly a pansy could be, reminded me more of the buttocks of a tiny wee dog .Its cherries are as flawless as exemplary, tender peach pits, which have been tossed sadly in a neo- magical, scrawny drizzle (splash!).Naturally, it has all the glory of holes, which once ate calmly. There is nothing like holes that one eats calmly. Lest not forget the little, loopy look of a lonely lemons tearful nibbling. Otter likes its ugly pansy look. Daddy likes its Blue walnuts. You’ve guessed it; it is a loose Fruitcake! it’s just a Drabble Folks!

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TOMATOES , STRAWBERRIES, PEAS OR CABAGGE.. IT ALL SOUND YUMMY .. JUN 01 OMG what A VERY CHILLY WILLY SPRING IT HAS BEEN.”au contraire” ARMED WITH A HOE, PITCH FORK , A SHOVEL AND A LOT SUPER SONIC ,fasterv than a speeding bullet able to leap…babbling on when it about that TIME TO CLEAN UP .. and no desert after dinner until ….. it ain’t over until the …O00ops .loosing it …. some where over the Rainbow…about a 1/4 past 3…thursday 6:6 2….1 la la la de daa skippy do da … hippy hop .. and then were You know What ?

.DON’T YOU THINK? Just Stop the dribble, nobody cares It Garden Season Down in on Cootes Drive and …

Pearl Gardens Terrace 4 flights UP OASIS ROOM ain’t looking much better

DON’ BELIEVE A WORD SHE SAYS

SOME HOW THIS GARDEN PAGE ISN’T GOING ANY WHERE.

IT’S A BALL OF CONFUSION

welcome RagBaggers Just a reminder.. need I make it any clearer.

IT’S REALLY NOT AS BAD AS LOOKS

The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul. – Alfred Austin

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. – Greek proverb

RaGBaG M0nThlY PAsti¢hE NeWs Edition June 2019

April 1st and we’re not fooling, now the longest running month, 47 days till May. Year 2019 has declared, officially May won’t be here until until sometime mid-June. April has at least told March to move along as hippy hop, bring on those showers where are those Easter eggs?; Hey! that bunny, ate my bean sprouts. Decided to take the Fools Day of April 2019, postpone it until December 25th… All this confusion, has made me tired. I’ll be BacK… What’s Cooking is talking Indian CuiSine, and RaGbAGS retro Hippy Sac, Jazmyne confirms 36 orders, busy as Cinderella’s helpers on the eve of the village Ball…. Now that I think about it, I won’t be back . Who cares what daY IT is. DjP’s’ Spring Pastiche News has Arrived … T0ddle Loo Possum. Dame Edna has Left the R00m !!

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ArT on CanVAS MeETs ThE DIGital AgE… and I Luv it

spring flowers

The canavas the oldest virtual medium
But through the lens of art, technology tells a completely different story. “Just as the internet has affected dating, travel and the way we see ourselves and understand the truth,” quoted from EVA Respin CURATOR, FOR the
Exhibition of 60 artists at the opening at the Institute of Contemporary Art in Boston USA. … RagBag it says

Oui ! RagBaG NewS says Yes ! It’s the BEGininG of an HIStorICAL EveNT

City Streets “Wh0da Thunk”

city street whoda thunk!

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day. Dalai Lama

A HUNDRED YEARS IN THE MAKING. THE PHOTOGRAPH AND THE MEN WHO FIGURED IT OUT. WHAT “LEONARDO DA VINCI DISCOVERED”

200 years in the making the photograph

Mystical, Definitive, Creative, Spiritual, the rite of Mask, an everyday accessories in the human physic.


. A realm of our universe, god like to worship spirits in the after life. To bring good luck ,be warned of evil we have embraced and created some of the most cherished symbols that define societies throughout the world today .Whether displayed as priceless artifacts in museum’s, replicas of such are sold in every tourist or cultural centre everywhere . From the chintzy discount store for Halloween , fashion runways of au couture designs as accessories we remain fascinated. So much history. it was a project of months research a 4 part series was the result. The Black Plague, the masquerade, festivals for the dead or the folklore seen as a significant part of a culture, remains today the rite of passage. Truly fascinating. Definitely RagBaG News!

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CONFUSION OF INDUSTRY, A QUOTE OF A DAY from a BY GoNE SCHOLARS , BEWILDERED WHY ROCKS CAN’T SWIM, OR OBLIVIOUS OF THE FACTS . 2019 IS 51 DAYS LATE. JUNE 18 – 26 HAVE BEEN CUT FROM THE BUDGET, A MEASURE OF RELIEF or WHAT DO I DO NOW. WHEN YOU FINALLY THOUGHT THE BUS THAT FORGOT TO STOP WAS IMPORTANT AND DECIDED NOBODY CaRed . YOU REALIZE IF I HAD THAT HERBAL TEA BACK IN SETEMBER 2009, EVERYTHING TODAY WOULD BE A LOT EASIER. WHEN 2142 ARRIVES 10 YEARS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. RAGBAG NEWS …. JUST BITS AND PIECES, A BOOKMARK OR RIGHT CLICK. a glimpse into how delirious might just t be ….. ? It’s Mid Month and SOME TaDs Of Good Friday Blues, I mean, Green, no Pink, ReD ,Lavender Poka Dot ? undefined,,EAsTer BuNnY. Is Here! . THAT IT!

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Marnie, I was able to download your letter ,A first for me too. E-card on my phone djp / David

Bryce Muir 1946-2005
A local artist on the Web died on December 14, 2005. He drowned after falling through the ice while skating on the Cathance River.

Remember to Get up and Dance April 29

Motown FUnKy Retro Disco!!!!!!
A LITTLE MORE THAN A GLASS OF WATER

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When I exPecTing ThE RoSe BUsh to floWer aDaRk Crims0n Red And L0ok Out the window I Shriek my hair stands straight up fizzles just likel it did with that electrical socKeT at the Drugstore back in 2003. . Cherry Blossom s? a TRee that was NeVer Planted? with a OMG! I spin around then I dash out the front door and scurried down the Street; All of a Sudden see a door of a familiar car open and the driver beCK0ns me to “come over Here”. with No hesistATI0n I began running at full throttle and Hop into the back Seat . And then … The driver who I know and adore, turns his head , and in a rather hARSh tone of Voice say ” SillY you, THat’s Mrs. Penny Perkins house ” Bad DoG BaD PuPpy D0g., no Purrina all bEef graVey w/ 🍚 tonight .only DrY Kibbles & table scraps for a week” . As I eased and stretch .stuck my head ouT the Window and in a wimper of Joy after Barking back my Rebuttal “kibbKibs , whatever, at least it not the Dog Pound you threaten me with last WeeK..🏪

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Marilyn ☎ , Lucy, “Paella Ricardo”…and Baby Jane too?undefined

HIS NAME IS MIGUEL  ÁNGEL SILVESTRE I THINK DADDY WOULD   APPROVE DON’T YA   BLANCHE?    

Miquel

LUCY HE’S SPANISH & I COULDN’T RESIST , HE’S  DELICIOUS,  NORMA RAE, NAUGHTY  THE ONE I’LL BE    WHEN WE TANGO,A LITTLE BIT BEFORE NOON. I’LL BE STAR-LITE-A PRIMERA PUJER. HE’S MY SPUNKY HUNK LUCHADOR DE TORSO & SURPRISE HIM WHEN HE SEES MR IN MY NEW STYLISH BIKINI, WRAPPED UP LUXURIOUS CARBANNA STRIPE BEACH TOWEL,A 

              “I’VE WRITTEN A LETTER TO DADDY.  I’VE WRITTEN, “DEAR DADDY, TO TELL WE MISS YOU “AND WISH YOU WERE WITH US TO LOVE!” INSTEAD OF A STAMP I PUT KISSES THE POSTMAN SAYS THAT’S BEST TO DO I’VE WRITTEN THIS LETTER TO DADDY SAYING, “I JUST FOUND ME A HUNK OF SPUNK THIS MAN IsN’T FOR BLANCHE .HE’ s MINE !

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Hi MARILYN.. , UM HMM , YA OKAY .YOU’RE HAVE TO TELL TONY, PETER, LARRY, AND BILL, YOU NO LONGER, YOUR GOING HAVE TO LOTS OF “ESPLANNE” TO DO

YOU’RE HAVE TO TELL TONY, PETER, LARRY, AND BILL, YOU NO LONGER, YOUR GOING HAVE TO LOTS OF “ESPLANNE” TO DO

undefined A PITCHER OF SANGRIA,AND HANDFUL OF CASHEWS. LUCY! OH MY! I NEVER ASKED  HIM IS NAME. HE WAS WALKING OVER TO HANCOCK PARK AT 172 SOUTH MCCADDEN,  THE HUDSON SISTER ‘S HOUSE WHERE THEY SAY MS. BETTE DAVIS WANDERS THE HOUSE AND IS ACTUALLY IS BABY JANE! BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SEEN JOAN CRAWWFORD IN WEEKS, COULD BE LOCKED UP IN THAT HOUSE.    I COULD’NT LET THAT SWEET HUNKY PINA-COLADA, FOR WHAT I HEAR SHE’S BEEN BUYING HER SCOTCH AND GIN HILLBILLY BOOTLEGGERS DOWN THE BEECH,Girl   GUZZLES HER WAY THROUGH SIX CASES OF SCOTCH A WEEK SHE POISON THAT MAN AND COULDN’T HAVE THAT COULD THAT…  SHE DOESN’T OFFER AN ICE-CUBE or GLASS, STRAIGHT OUT THE BOTTLE SHE DOES, I KID YO  IF HE WANTS A WEE TASTE OF WHERE  ALL THE MEN I MEET ,PEEK AND MAYBE A PIECE  WALNUT BUTTER- RUM CHOCOLATE DIP, COCONUT BISCUIT.    BAKED FRESH DAILY AT THE         PIGGLY WIGGLY GROCERY MART. “LOCAL SINCE FOREVER.”  AND I KNOW WASN’T THERE LAST WEEK. WHERE YOU CAN BUY SODA FOR LESS THAN A DOLLAR .THE PLACE IN BEVERLY HILLS YOU CAN GET


No está mal. ¿Es ella Baby Jane o la hermana Blanche
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VAGABUNDO  MORSEL I GOT WAITING  I MUST BE SAY TODDLES,   MUST NOW SEE  SALCHICHA ESPAÑOLA , IS AS SPICY AS DELORES DEL RIO   IT’S THE ONLY TIME SPICY CAN  BE A LITTLE TOO HOT IS FROM BURN THE PAELLA,  OF  BEFORE NOON. I BOUGHT A WATERMELON, GUACAMOLE, AND A PAPAYA, THE LATEST  IN FOODS FASHION AT MY NEIGHBORHOOD PIGGLY WIGGLY  TOOTLES   LUCY . IT’S BEEN OODLES OF  FUN                                 

WHAT DID YOU THINK

ARE MARILYN,  SO LET’S NOT SO TRITE  STUMBLING AROUND DRUNK IT ONLY 8AM, AND HEDDA HOPPER SHE THINKS YOUR LITTLE OVER RATED …    CUBA IS AN ISLAND … NOT A SUBURB OUTSIDE OF MADRID… YOU   , HHM, UMHMM ,YA OKAY .YOU’RE HAVE TO TELL TONY, PETER, LARRY, AND BILL, NO LONGER UNDEFINED AVAILABLE. TILL AT LEAST TUESDAY..  NOW  IT’S A BIKINI A RATHER SURFEIT A LITTLE FLOUZIE, YES….    YOU ARE MARILYN,  SO LET’S NOT SO TRITE  STUMBLING AROUND DRUNK IT ONLY 8AM, AND HEDDA HOPPER SHE THINKS YOUR LITTLE OVER RATED …    CUBA IS AN ISLAND … NOT A SUBURB OUTSIDE OF MADRID… YOU   , WHY DO YOU NEED WHY DO YOU NEED

TINNIE WINNIE TOY POODLE PIDDLES

   4 CATS AND A POODLE? WAIT HOLD ON.. ISN’T MONDAY, JOHN, BOBBIES BROTHER, BE THE CELEBRITY GUEST & SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS, OVER 150 WORDS, YOU’LL NEED A WEEK TO MEMORIZE AND REHEARSE, I’VE HEARD THE PRESIDENT, WILL BE THERE.

4 ADORABLE PUSSY; CATS; CHARLIE, ALLEY, TABBY  SCRATCH

HELLO HELLO ! ANY BODY THERE ? HELP ! PLEASE.. WHO’S THERE?

We’re Home BLANCHE

RaGbaGs PASTISHE MONTHLY Newsletter March 2019

March an incredible time as it seems. 1st Solistries Thinking of what the unpredictable days .” Ides of the March”, Ole The Luck of The Irish “. Maple Syrup Please Pancake Tuesday Yummy. Spring Break, must not forgot. Golf courses are destine holidays, Disney World, … Baseball Spring Training .for me Garden Season ….djp

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I Sweden added the date to its 1712calendar following an earlier calendar error; the Soviet Union observed February 30 in 1930 and 1931 in an attempt to cut seven-day weeks into five-day weeks and to introduce 30-day months for every working month. 😤

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Purim – 15 March 2019

Jews around the world ceLooklebrate Purim, which begins this year on the evening of 15 March and ends the next night. The holiday commemorates an episode said to date to the 4th Century BC, recorded in the Book of Esther, in which a plot to kill all of the Persian empire’s Jews was foiled by the Jews’ leader Mordechai and by the king’s Jewish wife, Esther. The holiday is traditionally celebrated with gifts, recitations and a celebratory meal. Here, Haredi Jews read from the Book of Esther in a synagogue in Bnei Brak, Israel. But it is in Tel Aviv that the celebration is one of the liveliest, with a massive street party and live music.

Okuda San Miguel Murrel’s

Entrevista al artista multidisplinar Okuda San Miguel, con motivo de la apertura de la Galeria especializada en post-graffiti Ink and Movement

Las Fallas – Valencia Spain 15 to 19 March

From 15 to 19 March, the Spanish city of Valencia explodes – sometimes literally – with the festival of Las Fallas. The city’s different quarters compete over who can have the most impressive volley of firecrackers, and on the final night, called the Night of Fire, enormous papier-mâché figures called ninots, often satirizing politicians or other well-known figures, are burned in a blaze of glory. For those who prefer flowers to fire, there is also the Ofrenda de Flores a la Virgen de los Desamparados (Floral Offering to Our Lady of the Forsaken) on 17 and 18 March, when people wear traditional regional dress, dance to folk music and offer bouquets to the Virgin Mary’s

BLUE MOON 2019

Full supermoon on March 2019 equinox

March02 – Use Big Dipper to find North Star March 03 – Use Big Dipper to locate Hunting Dogs March 04 – tangle of stars in Berenices’ Hair Mar 5 -A mysterious star called Epsilon Aurigae March 6 – Summer Triangle, signpost for all seasons March 7-10 Young Moon after sunset March 10-12moon bypasses Mars

Grey Whale Watching

Grey whale watching – all month

From January until the beginning of April, some 10,000 grey whales gather along Mexico’s Baja Peninsula to mate and give birth. These gentle giants of the sea world, at up to 16m long and 40 tonnes, are otherwise quite elusive, spending most of their time underwater. During whale-watching season, though, it is common for them to swim right up to tourists’ boats – sometimes even allowing themselves to be stroked. (Omar Torres/AFP/Getty)

Holi – 17 March 2014

According to Hindu tradition, the god Krishna, who had a dark complexion, worried the fair-skinned goddess Radha would never accept him. Krishna’s mother, frustrated, told him to colour Radha’s face however he wanted. Today, Hindus around the world celebrate Krishna’s playful application of colour to Radha’s face by doing the same, with people painting one another’s faces, frolicking in the streets and spraying coloured water and powders, as shown here in Vrindavan, India. This year, the holiday takes place on 17 March. Celebrations happen throughout India, but for one of the most boisterous, vivacious festivals, head to Delhi, which includes the traditional Street dancing & colour throwing. India Truly a Nation who celebrates LIFE!

NOSTRADAMUS

Among Nostradamus’ more dire predictions about the future is the threat of international war destabilizing global security. Nostradamus’ followers point to a particular passage, Quatrain Century VIII, which mentions the East weakening the West. Century VIII 59-60 reads: “Twice put up and twice cast down, the East will also weaken the West. “It’s adversary after several battles chased by sea will fail at time of need. “First in Gaul first in Romania, over land and sea will be against the English and the Parisians. “Marvelous deeds by that great troop, violent, the wild beast will lose Lorraine. “Further passages in the same quatrain speak of the “holy temple” being plundered, France falling to ruin and a butcher “gaining an empire through force. AND WORLD WAR 3, shall be 27 years…  “CONFLICT IN THE 21ST CENTURY “ 

VILLE CAMEMBERT , FRANCE


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 As Inn- Keeper Creator, Challenge To      Uses Written Words Various Styles And Techniques To Communicate  My  Ideas, Quirky, Off Beat Scripts Of  Various Forms  Literary Art  Creative With Humor  Such As Novels, Short  The  Initials me David James Paterson …The Numbers;  I Assure You Is Not My Waist Measurement Or Current Weight In Lbs.

 Let’s Begin; A Few details on This RagPlus Map Quest.  It’s Only In The Morning …Except Yesterday It Was A Little Past 1pm. Last Thursday Between 8am Or 9pm Maybe?. Not Sure …I Do Know It Was Before 2am Friday Morning / When A Metaphoric Moment Came. It was “The Unconscious Formation of Conscious Information Became the Moment an Astonishing Assault within The Boundaries of the right, seem leap to the left then a list of all my Forgotten or neglected Endeavors. I Remembered What Professor Susan Greenfield, petite a brunette, mysterious brown eyes, impeccable fashion and style, always there , never judge , a pure and wonderful Said “Every Mental Image Has To Be Constructed In Our Heads. We Create A Highly Personal Inner World … Using Our Knowledge Of Everything We’ve Ever Seen In The Past To Imagine What Is There.”  Metaphorically A Moment When Inner World Can Emerge, Clash, Multiple Versions Of Oneself, Dissociative Identity Disorder, sadly Schizophrenia

  Stage V – now What? Left, Right, then it’s settled  “Loop Sided” -now shut the door 

Yikes!!!   “The Moment Of Choice” …Go For It I Say… Therefore Let’s Order
I’ll Have Rum Toddy, Gin Martini X 3 Straight Up 1 Olive.  Then I’ll The Jenny Craig Appetizer 43. Cheese Curls

 A Delicious, Crunchy Snack Lightly Seasoned With Cheddar Cheese And Sea Salt. One Of Our Best Sellers… Don’t Feel Guilty About Eating The Whole Bag! This Savory Sensation Is Low In Saturated Fat 160 Cal 0% Fibre. …Some Much Information About The Same Snack Labelled As Junk Food “Cheetos”

 So You Must Right This Down.. As I looked Around I Then Glanced At Table 2. Ambrose, A Lovely Danish Women the Vegetarian Whitch -A –Call- It-tingy.  Was Fab …I’ll Order 2 with Some Teriyaki Dish Every Body Talking About, At the Checkout Line at the Pickle Barrel Deli? Wow…Served With Chicken Fried Rice I Have A Triple Order. Then With An Instance Flash Of Polaroid Model 32. I Had Digressed … Alas Stage 6 …. The Waitress Just Pull Up Angry, a Copper Skillet in one Hand and now Parked Out Front But Where’s my Food… I Think This Is It.. A  Seductive Time In A Significant Complex It Is Now A   Symbolic Reckoning; A Political   Decision Where The Power Might Lie To Decide Will There Be  By Authority Or Autonomy: 

   Well…  It Is My Responsibility For Making This Choice. 

MAKING THIS CHOICE. SO…..my solemn oath
I PROMISE I WILL DO MY LAUNDRY. ONLY WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT DAY, BEFORE 7am, AND I’VE HAD SOME PEANUT BUTTER on RYE TOAST.. I WILL TRY NOT TO BE DRESSED IN RAGS FOR MY NEXT GRAVATOR. AFTER THAT WELL.. I ‘LL be busy as time just whistles , timeturn on the presses find out who wins the 2nd Tag the Rag Grab the Bag so ..PUBLISH NEXT ISSUE OF THE RAGAG CORNER MONTHLY PASTICHE NEWS EDITION. UNTIL THEN


“OH WAITRESS, A PIECE OF LEMON PIE.. I WILL HAVE THAT FOR DESSERT”. It looks scrumptious.

GOOD NIGHT