Daffy Ducamp; the Two Cottontail Magpie’s A Fairy Tale

Author: Rose Petal

Once upon a time there was a strong courageous young lad named Daffy Duck. He was on the way to see his 3rd cousin Tweetie Pie, when he decided to take a short cut through carrot patch.

It wasn’t long before Daffy got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he felt into his bag for his favorite toy, Poo Bear, but Poo Bear was nowhere to be found! Daffy began to panic. He felt sure he had packed Poo Bear. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.

A cackle broke through the air, giving daffy a fright. A witch jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was Poo Bear! “Poo Bear!” shouted Daffy. He turned to the witch. “That’s my toy!” The witch just shrugged. “Give Poo Bear back!” cried Daffy. “Not on your nelly!” said the witch. “At least let Poo Bear out of that cage!” Before she could reply, two Cottontail Magpies rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Daffy recognized the one in the black underwear that he’d seen earlier.

Unexpectedly, he saw a Two Cottontail Magpies dressed one in black underwear the other a snazzy pair of red running shoes disappearing into the trees. “How odd!” thought Daffy. For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow these peculiarly dressed Magpies. Perhaps they could tell him the way out of the forest. Eventually, Daffy reached a clearing. In the clearing were three houses, one made from Carrots, one made from Doughnuts and one made from Macarons. Daffy could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger. “Hello!” he called. “Is anybody there?” Nobody replied. Daffy looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else’s chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.

MagpiesThe witch seemed to recognize him too. “Hello  Magpies,” said the witch. “Good morning.” they replied  & noticed Poo Bear. “Who is this?” “That’s Poo Bear,” explained the witch. “Ooh!

Poo Bear would look lovely in my house. Give it to us!” demanded the Magpies . The witch shook her head. “Poo Bear is staying with me.” “Um… Excuses me…” Daffy interrupted. “Poo Bear lives with me! And not in a cage!” Big Bugs The Magpies ignored him.

“Is there nothing you’ll trade?” he asked the witch. The witch thought for a moment, then said, “I do like to be entertained. I’ll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door.” Those Cotton tailed Magpies looked at the house made from miacarons and said, “No problem, I could eat an entire house made from macarons if I wanted to.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “I could eat two houses.”

The witch seemed to recognize him too. “Hello  Magpies,” said the witch. “Good morning.” they replied  & noticed Poo Bear. “Who is this?” “That’s Poo Bear,” explained the witch. “Ooh!Poo Bear would look lovely in my house. Give it to us!” demanded the Magpies . The witch shook her head. “

. “Poo Bear is staying with me.” “Um… Excuse me…” Daffy interrupted. “Poo Bear lives with me! And not in a cage!” Big Bugs The Magpies ignored him.

“Is there nothing you’ll trade?” he asked the witch. The witch thought for a moment, then said, “I do like to be entertained. I’ll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door.” Those Cotton tailed Magpies looked at the house made from macarons and said, “No problem, I could eat an entire house made from macarons if I wanted to.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “I could eat two houses. Daffy”The others  watched while that Cotton tailed Magpie in those snazzy red running shoes put on his bib and withdrew a knife and fork from his pocket. “I’ll eat this whole house,” he said . “Just you watch!” He then pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from doughnuts. Hmm he said “Apple Fritters, my favorite “He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more. then more. and even more!

Eventually, he started to get bigger – just a little bit bigger at first. But after a few more fork-fulls of doughnuts, he grew to the size of a large snowball – and he was every bit as round, you could not even see those  snazzy red shoes!

Red Shoe’s

Ohhh … I don’t feel too good,” he said. Suddenly, he started to roll. He’d grown so round that he could no longer balance! “Help!” he cried, as he rolled off down a slope into the forest. He never finished eating the front door made from doughnuts.  Poo Bear remained trapped in the witch’s cage.The other Magpie stepped up, and approached the house made from macarons. “I’ll eat this whole house,” he said. “Just you watch!”  pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from macarons. He gulped it down smiled, and went back for more. I lost count after 10 trips back for more.Then Average that Cotton Tailed Magpie started to look a little queasy. He turned green… …and greener. A woodcutter walked into the clearing. “What’s this bush doing here?” with such a thick black trunk” he hollered. “I’m not a bush, I’m a Cotton tailed Magpie wearing black underwear” “It talks!” exclaimed the woodcutter. “Those talking bushes are the worst kind. I’d better take it away before somebody gets hurt.” “No! Wait!”  he cried , as the woodcutter picked him up. But the woodcutter ignored his cries and carried the him away under his arm. The other Cotton tailed Magpie in wearing black underwear  never finished eating the front door made from macarons and Poo Bear remained trapped in the witch’s cage.

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