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Merry 

Christmas

The Run Along of this n that

Let Go.. Stacey   Ho. it only Little Joey Barber  peeing on the door mat of Mr.Wilson Conroy’s Granny Suite addition on  his $533,485 Art Deco Style Georgian Estate build in 1922 because he’s   watching Mrs. Snyder doing  CartWheels over Mr. Bloomwigs, jaelopeno pepper patch and no surprise, she’s been drinking Rum & EggNog  since the  Goldsteins moved to Florida some around Oct 2008. So Lets Run Along . It’s the Last Page of DjP’s RagBag Corner News 

We’re back  for the Wendy’s Lip Balm Autograph Launch.  relaxing having a what’s happening in Clevland tonight Trixie , Phyllis, Beverly, Jasmine & me . Well I’m the one making  small talk , hoping you might  just Pi*s off  

Iโ€™m just a regular Bacchanalian boozer, a carouser of the local Pubs inebriated drinker , thelocal lush, the tippler toper the bacchanal boozer . What I CANโ€™T FIGURE WHY IS It I am  tied up in a Straight Jacket under a String of under blinking Christmas lights

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โ€œWhy fit in when you were born to stand out?โ€his applies to all of us, we were all born to stand out in our own unique way. Unfortunately itโ€™s very easy to fit in, do what everyone else is doing, and get what everyone else gets. Standing out can come in many forms, you can give a standout performance, or you can simply hold ideas and beliefs that are uncommon and go against the grain. So donโ€™t be content just to do things the way everyone else is doing it, stand out like you were meant to!

ODE da de wAggLINg A dAGGLInG  SONNET

Cranktitude at me 
Crank that Dog one more time
Crank to the moon for you ole sot
Crank the dank n daylights an be seeing me Rank That Cheese Grater a  dunk munch doin yo combo mustard belly flop two fisted bent over shank

Crank just a tab slab easier than over the shoulder touching  toad and whacking that weasel and swinging that snake with one hand already  squishing a  Jelly donut   

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