Djp 58 That’s me

A Piece of the Rag MAp QueSt.  

A writer is a person who uses written words in various styles and techniques to communicate their ideas. Writers produce various forms of literary art and creative writing such as novels, shorts and then there me!


And that’s Me Djp58.Com, The. L’ Aubergiste, who is Blogging The RagBag Corner News

It\s best I explained what brings me here

 As Inn- Keeper Creator, Challenge To      Uses Written Words Various Styles And Techniques To Communicate  My  Ideas, Quirky, Off Beat Scripts Of  Various Forms  Literary Art  Creative With Humor  Such As Novels, Short  The  Initials me David James Paterson …The Numbers;  I Assure You Is Not My Waist Measurement Or Current Weight In Lbs.

Let’s Begin; A Few details on This RagPlus Map Quest.  It’s Only In The Morning …Except Yesterday It Was A Little Past 1pm. Last Thursday Between 8am Or 9pm Maybe?. Not Sure …I Do Know It Was Before 2am Friday Morning / When A Metaphoric Moment Came. It was “The Unconscious Formation of Conscious Information Became the Moment an Astonishing Assault within The Boundaries of the right, seem leap to the left then a list of all my Forgotten or neglected Endeavors. I Remembered What Professor Susan Greenfield, petite a brunette, mysterious brown eyes, impeccable fashion and style, always there , never judge , a pure and wonderful Said “Every Mental Image Has To Be Constructed In Our Heads. We Create A Highly Personal Inner World … Using Our Knowledge Of Everything We’ve Ever Seen In The Past To Imagine What Is There.”  Metaphorically A Moment When Inner World Can Emerge, Clash, Multiple Versions Of Oneself, Dissociative Identity Disorder, sadly Schizophrenia

  Stage V – now What? Left, Right, then it’s settled  “Loop Sided” -now shut the door 

Yikes!!!   “The Moment Of Choice” …Go For It I Say… Therefore Let’s Order
I’ll Have Rum Toddy, Gin Martini X 3 Straight Up 1 Olive.  Then I’ll The Jenny Craig Appetizer 43. Cheese Curls

 A Delicious, Crunchy Snack Lightly Seasoned With Cheddar Cheese And Sea Salt. One Of Our Best Sellers… Don’t Feel Guilty About Eating The Whole Bag! This Savory Sensation Is Low In Saturated Fat 160 Cal 0% Fibre. …Some Much Information About The Same Snack Labelled As Junk Food “Cheetos”

 So You Must Right This Down.. As I looked Around I Then Glanced At Table 2. Ambrose, A Lovely Danish Women the Vegetarian Whitch -A –Call- It-tingy.  Was Fab …I’ll Order 2 with Some Teriyaki Dish Every Body Talking About, At the Checkout Line at the Pickle Barrel Deli? Wow…Served With Chicken Fried Rice I Have A Triple Order. Then With An Instance Flash Of Polaroid Model 32. I Had Digressed … Alas Stage 6 …. The Waitress Just Pull Up Angry, a Copper Skillet in one Hand and now Parked Out Front But Where’s my Food… I Think This Is It.. A  Seductive Time In A Significant Complex It Is Now A   Symbolic Reckoning; A Political   Decision Where The Power Might Lie To Decide Will There Be  By Authority Or Autonomy: 

   Well…  It Is My Responsibility For Making This Choice. 

MAKING THIS CHOICE. SO…..my solemn oath
I PROMISE I WILL DO MY LAUNDRY. ONLY WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT DAY, BEFORE 7am, AND I’VE HAD SOME PEANUT BUTTER on RYE TOAST.. I WILL TRY NOT TO BE DRESSED IN RAGS FOR MY NEXT GRAVATOR. AFTER THAT WELL.. I ‘LL be busy as time just whistles , timeturn on the presses find out who wins the 2nd Tag the Rag Grab the Bag so ..PUBLISH NEXT ISSUE OF THE RAGAG CORNER MONTHLY PASTICHE NEWS EDITION. UNTIL THEN


“OH WAITRESS, A PIECE OF LEMON PIE.. I WILL HAVE THAT FOR DESSERT”. It looks scrumptious.

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