Stories of Tales and Events
Dystopia: An imaginary place where everything is as bad as it possibly can be
2274, The Year of Right Wing Extremists
A Dystopian Plot
Harmful bacteria have destroyed the world as we know it.
The year is 2377. Kent is a terrifying place ruled by right wing extremists. Once glorious, the Eifel Tower is now under water.
Remarkable actor, Jacob Morris Windsor is humanity’s only hope. Morris finds the courage to start a secret revolutionary organization called The New Federation.
The fight is jeopardized when Morris is tricked by vile hairdresser, Pedro Miquel Andre, and injures his fingernail.
Armed with an antidote and flippers, The New Federation try their best to save mankind, but can they defeat tactless right wing extremists and restore the Eifel Tower to its former glory?
Mangled Toes have been turning up all over Bulgaria and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a Candle Stick, and still nobody has a clue who the killer is.
Agent Lily Gravestone is a petite, a little overweight, yet a loving Street Beat Crime investigator has been summoned to review the case. With a fondness for Spaghetti and Meatballs and cherry chocolate cheesecake, boloney sandwiches and butter tarts, she will be only on a Tic Tac diet during the entire investigation.
She doesn’t know it yet but she is the only one who can stop this insidious killer.
When her granddaughter, Sally-Rebecca Smith, is kidnapped, Agent Gravestone finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. Her only clue is a sticky sausage, left in the Lunch Room at DjP’s RagBag’s News Corner headquarters
She enlists the help of a brave busboy called Desmond Goblin.
Can Goblin help Gravestone overcome her Vaseline addiction and find the answers before the Mangled toe killer and his deadly Candle Stick strike again?
Desmond the Vampire Slayer A Teen Vampire Story Plot
There’s a virtuous new girl in Burlington and she has everybody talking. Stunningly Fat and devastatingly Filthy, all the boys want her. However, Betty Butts has a secret – she’s a Ugly vampire.
Desmond Diamond is a Crusty, Busty boy who enjoys Peeping Tom. He becomes fascinated by Betty who can stop hippos with her bare hands. He doesn’t understand why she’s so standoffish.
His best friend, a modest elf called Connie, helps Desmond begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon – the Juicy, tiny Frying Pan.
When bodies start turning up all over Burlington, Desmond begins to fear the worst. The elf urges her to report Betty to the police and he knows he should, so what’s stopping him?
He may resist Betty’s bite, but can he resist her charms?
Will he be caught playing with the vampire?