The HodgePodge “Gifts That Never Stop Giving” Chit Chat

When  you thought it was the perfect Gift

You seem to be  in disarray, Muddled,  an odd gift Bitch Away SPRAY. Hmmm…

Ahhh.. now it’s all clear and have decided.  A spritz of  Bitch Spray just under your left ear lope right wrist.  

Thanks for the GIFTS HONEY “COOK YOUR OWN DAMN BREAKFAST….DON’T YOU BE MESSING WITH THIS BITCH no more 

  that  cast iron pan won’t be cooking with it any time soon. Eyes glare at the top of that  bastards head.         As you look down see  laying knock out under the Christmas Tree.  you say…..

I’m just a regular Bacchanalian boozer, a carouser of the local Pubs inebriated drinker , the local lush, the tippler toper the bacchanal boozer . What I CAN’T FIGURE WHY IS It I am  tied up in a Straight Jacket under a String of under blinking Christmas lights

 

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