The HodgePodge “Gifts That Never Stop Giving” Chit Chat
When you thought it was the perfect Gift
You seem to be in disarray, Muddled, an odd gift Bitch Away SPRAY. Hmmm…
Ahhh.. now it’s all clear and have decided. A spritz of Bitch Spray just under your left ear lope right wrist.
Thanks for the GIFTS HONEY “COOK YOUR OWN DAMN BREAKFAST….DON’T YOU BE MESSING WITH THIS BITCH no more
that cast iron pan won’t be cooking with it any time soon. Eyes glare at the top of that bastards head. As you look down see laying knock out under the Christmas Tree. you say…..
I’m just a regular Bacchanalian boozer, a carouser of the local Pubs inebriated drinker , the local lush, the tippler toper the bacchanal boozer . What I CAN’T FIGURE WHY IS It I am tied up in a Straight Jacket under a String of under blinking Christmas lights